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My eyes hate animal dander. Then I end up rubbing my eyes, trying to get the dander out, damaging the delicate tissue surrounding them, then I want to remove the irritation (keep rubbing eyes, self), and now I'm just blinking a lot.

I keep buying uncomfortable but better looking shoes. The website said they were comfortable, my feet say, "No, they are not." Cue trips to the post office and UPS obsessively.

I TOLD YOU SO. DOGS ARE A BAD IDEA.

Pony would also like to say hello, and he hopes we soon get to visit the bar named after him.

Time to clippity clop.

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